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DOWNLOADS:
- IRRIGATION COMPANY FORMS:
- Beaver & Shingle Creek Irrigation Company
- South Kamas Irrigation Company
- Washington Irrigation Company
- Download the HAL Converter program that allows you to convert between numerous
water-related engineering units using your PDA!
FUN AND HUMOR AT HAL SINCE 1974:
- Do you have "The Knack?" Listen and find out -
THE KNACK (wav file)
- To the optimist, the glass is half full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
- Unit conversions NOT found in the HAL Converter program above:
- ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = eskimo pi
- 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = won ton
- 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
- time between slipping on a peal and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond
- time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = knot-furlong
- half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon
- 1000 aches = 1 kilohurtz
- basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower
- 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
- 1 million microphones = 1 megaphone
- 1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
- 2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds
- 10 cards = 1 decacards
- 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 fig newton
- 1000 cubic centimeters of wet socks = 1 literhosen
- 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
- 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin
- 10 rations = 1 decoration
- 100 rations = 1 C-ration
- 2 monograms = 1 diagram
- 8 nickels = 2 paradigms
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